Do you ever wonder where those people get those stickers? Is there a club for obnoxious people with a well-stocked gift shop? Is there an online store for bores?

And the stickers usually look professionally made, so there is some sort of production facility, somewhere. There is someone who must make decisions like how many “Opinions are like Arseholes” to make, and whether they are more or less likely to sell than “I’m only speeding because I need a poo”, “Friends don’t let friends eat meat” or “I put hamsters in my butt.”*

*(All those stickers are real examples I researched this morning. Oh, the well is deep and bountiful!)